call girl

3 years back I was in Bangalore along with my nice roommates Pardhu, Arun, Ramesh and Prasanna.
Prasanna & Ramesh were used to share one room.
Pardhu & Arun were used to share one room.
Me alone in another room.
One day I am about to sleep, I got a call from unknown number.
He: Hey is it Murthy ?
Me: Yes,
He: What is the price range ?
Me: Regarding?
He: Call girl ?
Me: what ? Hey it's Wrong number.
I disconnected the call, and explained the same to my roommates.
We all thought it's a funny call and had fun out of it.

After few days again I got a call from different unknown number asking the same.
This time it is no more fun to me.
I got scared and I scolded him and disconnected the call immediately.
Again I discussed with my roommates.First they laughed but later they understood my situation and then they started thinking for the solution.
Pardhu: Call that unknown number again and ask him how he got it.
Then I tried calling him but he is not picking.
Tried from Pardhu's mobile he picked and disconnected the call as soon as we started asking about it.
Then I tried to call first unknown number, It was local std booth number. So no clue :(

Pardhu: Wait for the next call and don't disconnect immediately, call us we all can handle it.
Then I eagerly waited for the call.
As I expected I got the call after a week.

Unknown: Hey is it Murthy?
Me : Yes,
He : What is the price range?
Me : Give me a minute.
I kept the phone in mute and called the roommates, they all came to my room.
Told them he is asking price range and I don't know what to answer.

I kept the phone in loud speaker.
Then one of my roommate said some price.
He started bargaining, roommates are laughing silently, But I am scared because it was through my mobile.
Some how they finalized the deal.
Then we asked where to deliver and he gave us details and his real phone number.
Yes then we were done.
We got the real phone number.
We thought of going to the place and having a fight. But we were all software engineers and we don't want mess our carrier.
So we called to his real phone number and told him that we are not real professional dealers as he expected,
We are just students (actually we were not).
Then I requested him how he got my number?
Unknown: Just I searched in google.
Me: What is the input string ( I asked like a real programmer )
Unknown: Call girl Banglore or some sort of permutations . I did not remember exactly.
Me: Thank you boss and disconnected the call.
Yes what he said was true. My name along with phone number is coming on the first page.
As we all know Google crawls the pages and indexes the data. somehow it got crawled my data.
I read a book  Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
And updated that in Orkut & in some other social websites also.
From there it got crawled and sucked my life.
Luckily I was able to delete it and after that no calls from unknowns for the so called price ranges.
Thank you my dear roommies ....I miss you all and the fun and the Bangalore :(

Bike Repair

I have a very bad memory so I always make some notes for the things which I need to do.

Especially while going native, what are things I need to carry like chargers for laptop & cell phone, Tooth Brush etc.

Few years back I prepared a note regarding my Bike which I need to give it to my Mechanic while giving bike to him.

I keep those in my wallet, once in a while I remove all those from wallet and put it in a bag, which also contains some other invoices, credit-card bills etc.

Today I thought of cleaning that bag.

After reading this note I felt funny(at least to me) so thought of sharing with you people.

So here it is :

1. హార్న్ ఒకోసారి పని చెయ్యటం లేదు.

2. హెడ్ డోమ్ (చాలా important ) ఊగుతుంది.

3. రైట్ సైడ్ ఫుట్ ట్రస్ట్ లూస్ గా ఉంది. 

4. ఇంజిన్ ఆయిల్ change చెయ్యాలి.

5. సిగ్నల్ లైట్స్ చెక్ చెయ్యాలి.

6. సేఫ్ గార్డ్ కి వెల్డింగ్ చెయ్యాలి.

7. breaks టైట్ చెయ్యాలి.

8. బ్యాటరి ఛార్జ్ అవుతుందో లేదో టెస్ట్ చెయ్యాలి

                           లేక పోతే బ్యాటరి warrenty లో ఉంది కాబట్టి అది claim చెయ్యొచు.

9. హెడ్ లైట్ వెలగటం లేదు, బుల్బ్ గాని పోయిందేమో చెక్ చెయ్యాలి.

                                         మూర్తి కావలి 

                                        అప్పట్లో ఫోన్ నెంబర్ 

Am I Selfish 3

part1
Part2

Part3:
I was unable to imagine my life without her.
Mastan is calling me back..I don't want to hear anything from him So I just thrown my mobile onto the bed and left the home.
I started walking towards the Godavari river which is half-kilometer from my home.
The width of the river at my place was nearly 3 kilometers.
I jumped into the river and started swimming away from the bank.
After sometime I got tired and looked for someone's help.
I used to bet with my friends that I can swim across the Godavari river, I lost, It was proven that day I can't.
I started praying to the God for the help.
Suddenly I saw a boat coming towards me, That guy knows me, Even I know him.
He is a fisherman, Hello GanikiRaju,  help me..He helped me. I got saved.Thank you God.
GanikiRaju : What Sir? Preparing for any swimming competition ?
Me: Yes, preparing for Police SI post. ( In a sarcastic way)
        Thanks boss, Today I might have died if you were late by 10 minutes to help me.
GanikiRaju : Sir, Don't take that much risk, If not SI post try for some other job. I know sir since my childhood you were very good person and helpful to others like your family.
The moment he said "family" I realized that I need to go home.
Me: Can you take me to the other side as I can't swim any more for the day and I will be thankful to you.
He: Sure sir.

After I reached home changed the wet clothes and slept for the rest of the day as I got tired so I was unable to think of anything in that moment.

Next day morning Mom wake me up and told me that I need to drop her at temple.
I said one OK.
Me and Mom went to temple, After sometime we were about to return then Mom asked me about my decision by breaking the silence in between us.
Me: I got less points, don't know what do.
Mom: Yeah, Mastan told me.
I know it will be painful to digest this news. But it is your life so you need to take the final decision.
I feel this is the right time to share with you regarding "How I met Your Dad"
Me: Tell me Mom.
Mom : While I am going to college there was a guy who used to follow me. I never liked him Until his father met my Dad that his son want to marry me.
From the next day on wards I was not allowed to go to college as I will get marry soon.
Just the feel of getting married was made me mad with the happiness.
I never spoke with that guy and I don't know the name of that guy but I was in love with him,you can say that.
After few weeks I came to know that astrology was not compatible so that match was canceled.
I cried like a hell. Why this guy came into my life, I lost my carrier. I got disturbed.
That is the time when I started learning astrology. But one needs too much intelligence to interpret things.
I am not so good at deriving things but I can understand well.
Your grandpa used to explain me that it was the low time for me.
After discussing with Mastan I came to know this was low time for you.I know how difficult it will be.
What ever you have in your mind discuss with me.Don't take any decisions alone.
Me: sure mummy..Tell me how you met Dad.
Mom: Yesterday night you did not had anything. First will go home and I will prepare breakfast,
While you are having it I will tell you "How I Met Your Dad" :)


Part4:
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Am I Selfish 2

Please read  PART 1

PART 2:

She: Murthy why are you dong this ?
She sensed it. Oh my God she is not an ordinary girl I thought my self.
I became dumb for a minute. I don't know what to speak.
Luckily I did not carry any valuable Jewel ( That's how the trend is to impress a girl) not even a single flower.
Me: I want to marry you. It's like a business deal. One day you have to marry a some-x guy. So I want to be that some-x.
She: No, I don't want to marry you.
Me: Any reason in particular?
She: No, Please don't make me feel guilty, I am already feeling guilty that I am very close to you since 4 months and you made a love proposal.
Me: Hey, I did not propose you. Do you think it's proposal?
She: You have very high ego?
Me: No, I don't have one But even if you say that I have ego, I don't mind.
She: That statement is enough to prove that you have very high ego.

I am about to cry,
Waitress : Excuse me Sir, Are you waiting for someone ? This is our menu Sir. Please call me Sir when you want to order something.Thank you Sir.

What!!!! No one is here, Yes where is she?
Oh my God !! is it a disorder? I don't know, It's the first time in my life that I spoke to myself.
May be it's one kind of illusion ..where is she ?
I can see her, She is coming from rest-room side.
I did n't notice her when she went to rest-room.

She: Sorry for the late. I struck with a important call.
(May be it's important call to her.
If I ask her who called her, she won't tell me lie but that does n't mean she will tell me the truth.So there is no point in asking about those call details. OK leave it, I thought to my self.)

With my previous thought process, I lost my confidence.
And even my 6th sense is telling me that she will reject my proposal.

She: Murthy tell me, you want to say something important right?
Me: Yes, I want to tell you something but after that you should not break our friendship even if you don't like the topic.
She: sure.I promise I wont break our friendship.
(With that statement I got relaxed and also boosted my confidence.)
Me: Actually, You know these days I am very happy. And I feel you are very helpful to me. I always want to be in touch with you and when I am in need you gave money and ..
She: Come to the point.
Me: I want to marry you.
She: Since my childhood my parents gave me a lot of freedom. And they never expected a single thing from me except selecting a right guy as a husband to me. So if my parents are fine with this, I am OK for that.
Me: Thank you. I will ask my parents for the same.
(I did n't tell her that my parents already know this. I want to make it surprise.)

I updated everything to my parents and They are pretty much happy with it.
Uncle: Ask her Date of birth, Time, Place, So that we will show it to our Mastan before meeting her parents.
I called her and took the details and gave the same to my Uncle.

While calculating match compatibility there are 36 points in astrology to know more about astrology here.
Out of 36 points, couple should get minimum 20, In the worst case 18. If it is less than 18 points there is no guarantee that they will get marry, Even if they get marry they live like a two individuals instead of a single couple.

Our Astrologer name is Mastan, Story behind his name is that all his brothers and sisters are dying the moment they are taking birth. So his father thought that whoever takes next birth, he will keep a name which is not belongs to Hinduism, So that's how MastanJi born in a Brahmin family.

MastanJi is very talented, He got a government job under Indian Forest Service department. But he did n't join there as his father's last wish for him was to serve as a priest in Vaishnava temple. So he bound to his father's wish.
When he was learning Astrology, His teacher asked all the students to calculate his Death date, everybody gave more than a year answer except MastanJi 12 days answer. All can recognize teacher's happiness in his eyes but students were not convinced until teacher's death occurred after 12 days due to lungs damage caused by heavy smoking.

I called MastanJi regarding my match compatibility.
MastanJi: Hello Murthy Garu, Just now finished and about to call you.
Me: So how is it going? how many points I got? Is it everything fine?
MastanJi: 13 points out 36. This marriage is not compatible.

There was a big explosion in my heart.NO!!!NO!!!
I disconnected the call..I don't want to hear anything from him.
Now what I have to do? Do I need to marry her? or do I need to sacrifice my Love.
Or again call MastanJi to know is there any amendment to marry her even if there are less points.

Part3:
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Am I Selfish 1

                                                             Love Vs Parents

Two years back I met her, The First impression of her reminded me of my First Crush here
The Curly hair, good looking eyes etc.
She exactly looks like my first crush. I thought God sent her back again with a different soul.

After 3 months we became very good friends.
Then the killing thought came into my mind.That is Love(?).
My friends used to say that I lost my first crush because I did not propose her. So I don't want it to happen again to me.

My Thought process: I will propose her, she will agree after that if my Parents & all my family members wont accept her then I will be in trouble.So First I need get all my family members approval, with out all of them even if I get succeed in love it wont give me a kick.

So First I told my brothers, sister-in-laws, Sister, brother-in-law, they are all OK with it.

I went to my native on a occasion I explained to my mother that I am in Love(?) while having lunch.
Mom: Son if you do any such things I will die.
Dad : Son go ahead, If your mother is sure on her statement then I will also get marry again..
So we all had fun out of it.
Dad: Raghu(Hey it's my pet name), you know about our village, In cities people are not bothered about community and status. But here people live with their false prestige so do we.
Tell me about her family details.
We will go formally and will make a marriage proposal instead.
Me:Thank you Dad.
I called her and took the details, gave the same to my uncle.
Uncle: Their family is good, They wont reject our marriage proposal as we are on upper side(?).
Me: First let me propose.

I went to Tirupati with my friednd Jazi, There I met a newly married couple Appu&Srinivas.
Jazi & Srinvas were line for reserving room to stay there.
Me and Appu are chatting.
It was very nice to hear their love story.
After that I explained my story to her.
Appu buying some silver color "MangalSutras" which are selling on that road side.
I asked her why she is buying it?
Appu: If you deposit these in Temple on behalf of someone they will get marry a nice person.
So I Bought one for my brother and one for the girl to whom I want to propose.

I don't like to beg God that I want to marry and I want to be happy.It makes me selfish.
While depositing those, I prayed that my brother should get a good wife.
And my girl friend should  marry a person with whom her married life would be happy.
(I did not prayed that I want to marry her even though I planing to propose...I felt proud ).

My Mom gave me a good time as my Grandpa is good at astrology she also know little bit of it.
All my family members, my friends, relatives, well-wishers, eagerly waiting for the result with finger crossed.

I invited her to Chutneys, A place where I can propose while having food.
Whenever we met I always late, So this time also I was 10 minutes late to the spot.
Me: I want to tell you something.
She: First we will go inside.

PART 2:
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Crush Series 1

First Crush

Since my childhood to till date I have many crushes and the list goes on.

It is like a never ending list, names keep on adding to it and the list will be sorted based on some priorities.

Many People say first impression is the best impression, The same way I do feel the first crush is the best crush.

When I was in school I eagerly wait for the Saturday to come because that is the only day where we can wear fancy dress other than routine school uniform.

That day school will be very colorful with different color dresses.

And that day she looks more gorgeous. 

It's an eye feast to me, If not to every one.

I used to sit in the immediate next row to her.

So I can talk to her, and I can see her closely.

She has a lengthy curly hair.I am sure it will take hell lot of time to comb.I bet there will be a maid in her house just to help her to wear two plaits.

It is exactly like noodles and sometimes it used to fall on my bench.

I used to take that opportunity to touch her hair and inform her that it is covering my book even though it is not.

She is slim, tall and fair in color.

She used to wear ear rings looks like pendulum which are always in simple harmonic motion.

I can recognize her moments just by listening to the sound made by her anklets and bangles and I feel even A.R.Rahman can't replicate the same music.

She can read, write and able to speak in English better than to anyone in my class.

As our medium of instruction is in Telugu, It was a big challenge for us to read a paragraph in English when our English teacher asked us to do it in loud.

She used to bring eatables like dry fruits, chocolates etc.

Me and some of my friends used to eat along with her.

Suddenly one day she left our school as her father's job got transferred to some another place.

In those days we don't have mobiles and not even social networking websites.

So I lost her contact.

One day through my friends I came to know that she got married a NRI and went to US.

After adding her in Facebook I came to know that she is mother of two now.

I gave a comment that her kids are cute on her album and she liked it.

Immediately I thanked Facebook and God as well, as I got back my old friend.

I did not felt sad/jealous that I lost my first Crush because She is one of my Crush not the only crush.
Moreover now she is no more my Crush. But A good old friend.

Stay Tuned to know more about my next Crush.

Searching soul

నువ్వు కలలో వస్తానంటే

                     నేను నిదరోయి wait చేస్తా.

నువ్వు నిదరయ్యి వస్తానంటే 

                           నేను పడుకుని ఎదురు చూస్తా.

నువ్వు చీకటి అయ్యి వస్తానంటే 

                              నేను రాత్రినయ్యి ఎదురు చూస్తా.

నువ్వు నీటి అలనై వస్తానంటే

                             నేను నది ఒడ్డునయ్యి ఎదురు చూస్తా.

నువ్వు వేగు చుక్కై వస్తానంటే 

                             నేను ఆరం జ్యోతినయ్యి ఎదురు చూస్తా.

నువ్వు exact గా ఎప్పుడు వస్తావో చెప్పు 

                             అప్పటి వరకు గడియారాన్ని చూస్తూ ఉండిపోతా.

                                          నీ రాక కోసం ఎదురు చూసే...

                                                         ఆశావాది...!!!


అవును నేను ఆశావాదినే!
నువ్వు ఎదురుగా ఎప్పటికి రాక పోతే, నిరాశ పడకుండా
                              కనీసం కలలోనైనా నిన్ను చూడాలి అని,
                              ఆశ పడటం ఆశావాదం అయితే, నేను ఆశావాదినే!


నీకోసం తిరిగి తిరిగి అలసి పోయి.. కనీసం నిదరైన రాకపోవడంతో
                              ఆ నిదరే నువ్వు అనుకుని అందులో నిన్నువెతకాలి అని,
                              ఆశ పడటం ఆశావాదం అయితే, నేను ఆశావాదినే!


ఆకాశం లో చూస్తూ ఆ చుక్కల్లో నువ్వు ఒక చుక్కవైతే (వేగుచుక్క)
                              నేను మరొక చుక్క (ఆరంజ్యోతి)  అయ్యి నిన్ను కలవాలి అని,
                                ఆశ పడటం ఆశావాదం అయితే, నేను ఆశావాదినే!

చివరికి ఏదో ఒక రోజున నేను ఈ మట్టిలో కలవక తప్పదు అప్పుడు కూడా

                            నువ్వు చిరు గాలిలా రాక పోతావా,

                            ఈ దుమ్ము,దూళి లో కలిసిన నన్ను ఎగుర వేసుకుని పోవా అని,

                             ఆశ పడటం ఆశావాదం అయితే, నేను ఆశావాదినే!

చివరి వరకు నీ గురుంచి ఎదురు చూసే నీ Soul-mate.

       
I am dedicating this to all people who are searching for their soul-mate.
And I wish you all the best to the searching souls for their soul-mate.
Thank you.