Monday, November 7, 2011

call girl


3 years back I was in Bangalore along with my nice roommates Pardhu, Arun, Ramesh and Prasanna.
Prasanna & Ramesh were used to share one room.
Pardhu & Arun were used to share one room.
Me alone in another room.
One day I am about to sleep, I got a call from unknown number.
He: Hey is it Murthy ?
Me: Yes,
He: What is the price range ?
Me: Regarding?
He: Call girl ?
Me: what ? Hey it's Wrong number.
I disconnected the call, and explained the same to my roommates.
We all thought it's a funny call and had fun out of it.

After few days again I got a call from different unknown number asking the same.
This time it is no more fun to me.
I got scared and I scolded him and disconnected the call immediately.
Again I discussed with my roommates.First they laughed but later they understood my situation and then they started thinking for the solution.
Pardhu: Call that unknown number again and ask him how he got it.
Then I tried calling him but he is not picking.
Tried from Pardhu's mobile he picked and disconnected the call as soon as we started asking about it.
Then I tried to call first unknown number, It was local std booth number. So no clue :(

Pardhu: Wait for the next call and don't disconnect immediately, call us we all can handle it.
Then I eagerly waited for the call.
As I expected I got the call after a week.

Unknown: Hey is it Murthy?
Me : Yes,
He : What is the price range?
Me : Give me a minute.
I kept the phone in mute and called the roommates, they all came to my room.
Told them he is asking price range and I don't know what to answer.

I kept the phone in loud speaker.
Then one of my roommate said some price.
He started bargaining, roommates are laughing silently, But I am scared because it was through my mobile.
Some how they finalized the deal.
Then we asked where to deliver and he gave us details and his real phone number.
Yes then we were done.
We got the real phone number.
We thought of going to the place and having a fight. But we were all software engineers and we don't want mess our carrier.
So we called to his real phone number and told him that we are not real professional dealers as he expected,
We are just students (actually we were not).
Then I requested him how he got my number?
Unknown: Just I searched in google.
Me: What is the input string ( I asked like a real programmer )
Unknown: Call girl Banglore or some sort of permutations . I did not remember exactly.
Me: Thank you boss and disconnected the call.
Yes what he said was true. My name along with phone number is coming on the first page.
As we all know Google crawls the pages and indexes the data. somehow it got crawled my data.
I read a book  Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
And updated that in Orkut & in some other social websites also.
From there it got crawled and sucked my life.
Luckily I was able to delete it and after that no calls from unknowns for the so called price ranges.
Thank you my dear roommies ....I miss you all and the fun and the Bangalore :(



Friday, November 4, 2011

Bike Repair


I have a very bad memory so I always make some notes for the things which I need to do.
Especially while going native, what are things I need to carry like chargers for laptop & cell phone, Tooth Brush etc.

Few years back I prepared a note regarding my Bike which I need to give it to my Mechanic while giving bike to him.
I keep those in my wallet, once in a while I remove all those from wallet and put it in a bag, which also contains some other invoices, credit-card bills etc.
Today I thought of cleaning that bag.
After reading this note I felt funny(at least to me) so thought of sharing with you people.
So here it is :

1. హార్న్ ఒకోసారి పని చెయ్యటం లేదు.
2. హెడ్ డోమ్ (చాలా important ) ఊగుతుంది.
3. రైట్ సైడ్ ఫుట్ ట్రస్ట్ లూస్ గా ఉంది. 
4. ఇంజిన్ ఆయిల్ change చెయ్యాలి.
5. సిగ్నల్ లైట్స్ చెక్ చెయ్యాలి.
6. సేఫ్ గార్డ్ కి వెల్డింగ్ చెయ్యాలి.
7. breaks టైట్ చెయ్యాలి.
8. బ్యాటరి ఛార్జ్ అవుతుందో లేదో టెస్ట్ చెయ్యాలి
                           లేక పోతే బ్యాటరి warrenty లో ఉంది కాబట్టి అది claim చెయ్యొచు.
9. హెడ్ లైట్ వెలగటం లేదు, బుల్బ్ గాని పోయిందేమో చెక్ చెయ్యాలి.

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