Sunday, September 25, 2011

Rickshaw Relative Theory



Rickshaw is a vehicle to transport people or Goods from one place to another place.
We can classify Rickshaws into two categories based on the wheels it contains.They are,
Type1 : 2-wheels --One has to pull this type of Rickshaw.
Type2 : 3-wheels --This is based on cycling technique.
Both will run by human power only.

According to RR Theory,There always be an Imaginary-Rickshaw(IR) which associates to a living creature on this earth.
Whether It's a dog or cat or a Human or any living entity.
[To easy of writing I use Rickshaw instead of Imaginary-Rickshaw(IR) ]

RRT w.r.t to a Human:
Immediately when a child takes birth on this earth, his/her Rickshaw is also manufactured and it will be connected to his/her Parents Rickshaw.
[To easy of writing I am continuing the post with "he" instead of "he/she"]
While this child is growing he does not know about his Rickshaw as he never had experienced the pain to pull his Rickshaw.

When he meets a beautiful girl, he will fall in love with her.(if things go well)

Unknowingly he starts pulling her Rickshaw.
Initially he will be more enthusiastic and will be very happy to do that.

The time comes..when the boy becomes a Man .
This is the time when his parents will teach him how to pull his own Rickshaw :(
And then he starts pulling his own Rickshaw along with his gf's Rickshaw...:(

Sooner or later he will get married :) :) :)
After the marriage his wife's Rickshaw will be connected to his Rickshaw permanently.

If he feels that he is comfortable by pulling both the Rickshaws, then they both will manufacture a new Rickshaw..That is kids... [Bring it on :) ]
Now he has to pull his Rickshaw and his Wife Rickshaw and his kids Rickshaws.
Initially it will be tough but later he will be used to it.

Suddenly two more Rickshaws will be attached to his Rickshaw, that is his parents.
so the list goes on..

So the conclusion of RRT is life is all about pulling Rickshaws only.
Some people may enjoy it but some people may not.
whether you enjoy it or not, u have to pull the Rickshaw.period.

Life will be interesting if we share our feeling with our friends,relatives and with people whose Rickshaw we are pulling.
Don't carry/hide your problems in your head.
Chat with elders who already had better experience in pulling life Rickshaw.
Take advises from experts.

It will be very easy to pull Rickshaw if you have more love towards the people whose Rickshaw you are pulling.
And it will be much more easy if they too love you.

Thank you :)

Sunday, September 18, 2011

I like U even though U avoid Me.

When I say "Good Morning", U will say "GM".
When I ask you "What are you doing ?", U will say "fine".
What ever I ask you, U will use only these words ..GM/fine/hmm/yes/no/haa/brb/bye
But Still I am pinging you through Instant Messenger.

When I tried calling you by the time you will be in a different call.
I eagerly wait for your call back..but no call back :(
Again when I call you after sometime and ask you the reason for no call back ..u will say no balance/busy/forgot/etc
But still I am calling you through Mobile.

When I wanna meet U in person .. you agree But
you will cover ur face with scarf ,eyes with goggles
and hands with gloves and u will say you need to go on Ur bike.
But still I am meeting you through Events.

If I came to know that your going home on train and by the time I book my train ticket you will cancel Ur trip
If I ask you for a movie u will say Ur not interested but the next day u know the story of that movie.

When I woke up in the morning the first thing which comes to my mind is U.
While sleeping in the night the last thing I do is remembering U.


Before I met U, I used to pray "oh God thanks for giving me the food" before having any meal.
Now I stopped doing it because It wont add much pain to me if I don't have a meal.

But I am Enjoying this pain.Thank you God for giving me the chance to experience the pain.
I want to tell you one thing that is,
I am trying in all possible ways to be in touch with you even though U avoid me because U r my Friend.
No pill can kill this pain except Time/Death.

I believe that friendship is stronger than Death..So only Time can heal me.



Above article is of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.